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Fracture, Inc.

By ultrabrite Published on Dec 11th, 2017 Last updated on Apr 13th, 2018

Did you know you're literally sitting on a vast supply of natural gas?
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It's easy as 1,2,3:

  1. Install a rig from Fracture, Inc. in your garden, your field, your backyard!
  2. Buy the finest fracking chemicals from Fracture, Inc. (only $1 per barrel!)
  3. Start fracking!
  4. ...PROFIT!

So what are you waiting for? Order your personal fracking rig from Fracture, Inc. right now!

In no circumstances shall Fracture, Inc. be liable for any direct damage, indirect damage, incidental damage, consequential damage, or any other damage occurring to, including but not restricted to, family members, pets, cattle, neighboring fauna and flora with pre-existing conditions such as, including but not restricted to, being alive.


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